Mexicans demand that if there is to be a Third World War, it be after the summer holidays.

Mexican Coast.- Faced with the imminent increase in global tensions, Mexicans are asking countries in conflict to wait, at least , until after the summer holidays.

“We already bought the tickets to Los Cabos, but we're still paying for them because we bought them in installments; well, just wait a little while and then in October they'll give themselves a piece of their minds, ” said a Monterrey resident upon seeing the situation in Persia .

Mexicans' vacations are at risk due to global tensions.

The petition was supported by the hashtag #GuerraSíPerodespuesDel15 (WarYesButAfterThe15th ), which quickly became a national trend, especially among vacationers who had been waiting all year for summer to go sunbathing on the beach. Many consider it extremely inappropriate for a world war to start right around this time.

“If a bomb falls in the middle of the heatwave, who will give us back that memory, you know?” said one user, after checking the location of Iran on Google Maps .

The kid on vacation in Qatar, watching Iran, Israel, and the United States start World War III: pic.twitter.com/4Y0pyeNpTK

— Rick Sánchez (@RickArgento_) June 23, 2025

Residents across the country are using nuclear blast radius simulators to see where they might go next July, which could affect hotel business in Veracruz and Tampico , unexpectedly benefiting the Nayarit Coast.

Addressing this concern, the Mexican government is already considering proposing a "Temporary Vacation Peace Pact" to the UN, which would allow the restive countries to postpone any attacks until September, so as not to affect tourism or the peace of mind of citizens who just want to sunbathe, party, and post filtered stories.

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