INAH names Mr. Beast as guardian of all archaeological sites

The appointment, formally made by the INAH ( Nomadic Institute to Scare Hipsters , according to the new fellow), will allow the content creator to walk through all the pyramids, ceremonial centers, or stadium ticket offices, under the argument that he is safeguarding the historical value of the site.

"If there's anyone qualified to guard the Kukulkan pyramid, it's precisely this Beast," explained the head of the agency while trying to stuff a wad of bills into his pocket.

Regarding the video released by YouTuber Mr. Beast, the National Institute of Anthropology and History reports that it is always open to audiovisual proposals that contribute to the knowledge and dissemination of Mexico's archaeological and cultural heritage. pic.twitter.com/0GfS8KIygX

— INAH (@INAHmx) May 15, 2025

In addition to the above designation, the famous YouTuber will have full authority to receive solstices, equinoxes, or fortnightly days while mounted on top of the Pyramid of the Sun, the Moon, or whatever he deems appropriate.

"There is no cenote that is off-limits to this individual," the country's director of Archaeological Site Supervision stated categorically.

For his part, Indiana Jones has issued a formal request to be allowed to explore sites long thought to be off-limits to the general public, but it has now been proven that they can be accessed… as long as you speak English.

Mexicans wanting to explore Calakmul at night: INAH PROHIBITS IT❌ Mr. Beast walking around the archaeological zone all night: INAH come on, werito😍

The INAH has banned nighttime tours in Calakmul; this archaeological zone closes at 5 p.m. @INAHmx @MrBeast pic.twitter.com/mr10FGNsuC

— Playa Riviera (@PlayaRiviera) May 12, 2025

"I also want to see what it felt like to make sacrifices at the top of the pyramid," said a bullfighter who is looking for a new career.

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