Oribe Peralta is recruited by the opposition after denying privileges to footballers.

Cancha del palo encebado.- The political opposition in Mexico has officially recruited Oribe Peralta, after the former soccer player denied that players enjoy privileges, thus demonstrating that he has what it takes to join their ranks.

The controversial statement came after the striker asserted that "everyone chooses what they want to do," a variation on the classic "the poor are poor because they want to be," which immediately drew attention from the Opposition Alliance.

Each one chose what my friend wanted to do! You have to take responsibility for the decisions you make in this life.

— Oribe Peralta (@OribePeralta) June 29, 2025

“We needed a candidate with charisma and class consciousness… and Oribe appears publishing things, and well, we found him!” declared the PRI president-for-life as he updated his list of new recruits.

Oribe Peralta denied the privileges in his life by getting out of a luxury car.

The opposition bloc has already offered Peralta a position as a federal deputy, but for this, they will have to remove a legislator who will request a leave of absence for "personal reasons," allowing the former player to begin his political career, aiming for a possible candidacy for a mayoralty forgotten by God.

In addition to thanking life for the price paid for missing shots in today's society, Oribe has already begun practicing incendiary speeches he will deliver from the Congressional podium, aiming to gain sympathy among more conservative voters.

Oribe Peralta's tweets saying that the poor are poor because they want to be

pic.twitter.com/K7LB1UdXcd https://t.co/WnpP1ytagW

— Roberto Haz (@tudimebeto) June 29, 2025

"Nobody gave me anything. If I have what I have, it's because I almost never missed penalties," declared the handsome former athlete while rehearsing in front of the mirror.

Sources close to the government say he's already taking classes to learn how to blame populism for everything and to deny any privileges... even those of the public box.

In case you missed it: Florinda Meza came out to clarify why she called Chespirito's children "defects," and it would have been better if she hadn't said anything at all.

Important: Remember that El Deforma is a site for entertainment, humor, and satire. The content in our articles should NOT be taken as a real source of information, even if some elements of the article are true. The only section where the content is 100% real is the "Unbelievable but True" section.