Noroña will request permission to visit all the gas station restrooms in the country.

Reguilete City.– Gerardo Fernández Noroña announced that he will request a leave of absence from his position as senator of the Republic so he can calmly visit all the gas station restrooms in the country , a goal that, according to him, he had postponed for years due to “budgetary” issues.

After a long legislative career and several battles for free access to public restrooms, the politician decided to take a "sabbatical of conscience" to enjoy the pleasure of paying the three pesos at the turnstile without anger.

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Noroña can now pay them even for their smiles

“ Now I can even pay the VAT on my Boeing,” Noroña declared proudly when asked the reason for his temporary resignation from his seat.

Sources close to the matter claim that the legislator plans to visit all the gas stations where he was once denied access to the bathroom, only to pay them "even with a smile and exact change."

"I'm doing a little better now, so now I'm going to dedicate myself to traveling around the country, one bathroom at a time," added the former Speaker of the Chamber of Deputies while preparing his route map and a jumbo roll of eco-friendly toilet paper.

Remember when Noroña refused to pay the tax on his Boeing 787 because it was unfair? Well, now that he's a legislator, he approved raising taxes on soft drinks, including Boeing 787, and it turns out it's even good for your health. #LivingToSee pic.twitter.com/J2RXcXsani

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The news sparked mixed reactions in the Senate: while Alito Moreno asserted that he will miss him "every time I go to the bathroom and there's no soap," several fellow members of his party expressed disappointment that Noroña will no longer be able to introduce him to the Tepoztlán ejidatarios, a meeting he had promised three terms ago.

For now, the politician announced that his tour will be called "Pipi Stop 2025," and will be covered live on social media, of course, if there's Wi-Fi at the gas station.

To stay happy: Cuauhtémoc Blanco was playing padel in the middle of a session of the Chamber of Deputies, and he still logged in to say "present."

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