They suggest that Popocatépetl's fumaroles are smoke signals to ask for chelas.

Thirsty Crater.- A group of volcanologists discovered that Popocatépetl's fumaroles are actually smoke signals asking for a six-pack of ice-cold beer.

After analyzing the latest emissions, researchers found suspicious patterns: rather than conventional fumaroles, one was shaped like a loggerhead, and another resembled the "Dos Equis" logo. From this, they concluded that it wasn't volcanic activity, but rather a cry for help.

🌋✨ This is how Puebla woke up today under the imposing gaze of Popocatépetl. Between golden clouds and its eternal strength, the volcano reminds us of the beauty and power of nature.

📸 Image: Erick Bustamante #Popocatépetl #Puebla #Sunrise #Volcano pic.twitter.com/0P4n7TjnvO

— Carlos Martin Huerta (@carlosmartinh) August 19, 2025

Fumaroles mean that you have a bad thirst.

" It's an unusual phenomenon: the volcano isn't angry, it's simply thirsty. It's been there for centuries, just watching the locals drink micheladas, even with gummy candies, and no one offers it anything," explained Dr. Cráter Escarlata.

As a preventive measure, Civil Protection issued new recommendations for the population:

• Do not approach the crater without first bringing a cooler.

• Avoid throwing soft drinks at him, as this will only make him angry and increase his activity.

• If you see a foaming fumarole, run and pour some chili piquín on it, as it's a sign that it wants a michelada.

“When the volcano thunders, it's always on the weekend or near a long weekend, as if to say, 'What's up? Are we ready to grill our meat or what?'” said Don Jacinto, a resident of Santiago Xalitzintla.

Popocatépetl disappearing. pic.twitter.com/8GxQRiLmEH

— Dr. Carlos Valdes (@CarlosMValdes1) August 19, 2025

Finally, the federal government is analyzing whether to install an OXXO on the volcano's slope, although experts warn that it could be risky: "Imagine if one day you want to pay the bill for the lava and are told there's no system."

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