López-Dóriga was caught asking about bars at Dante Alighieri's house.

Taverna Trastevere.- Joaquín López-Dóriga is desperately searching all over Italy for open bars to “continue” the party he had before the Conclave .

Taking advantage of his time covering the election of the new Pope, the multilingual journalist has discovered all the corners that the country of the wineskin has to offer, including those with a vast selection of wines that serve as digestives alongside pistachios.

The house of Dante Alighieri #Trastevere #Rome pic.twitter.com/Srog2ZGKKC

— Joaquín López-Dóriga (@lopezdoriga) May 10, 2025

López Dóriga is already playing in all the little places in Italy.

"I've been playing here for a while, but they won't let me in. They say this used to be a tavern," the communications expert exclaimed when asked what he was doing outside the house where the author of The Divine Comedy was born.

This is not the only place where López-Dóriga has tried to play without success, as he was also seen outside the Colosseum asking what time the fight was, and even in the Vatican , prior to the election of Leo XIV, he was asking where they kept the consecration wine.

Was López-Dóriga drunk on live television? 🤫 pic.twitter.com/KVyKKJZ8eW

— SS THINK TANK ✍️🫵 (@POLITICOLOGO84) May 7, 2025

“Tell Dante, the bartender, that I'm done…” the guy drawled.

So far, there is no date for the self-proclaimed " teacher " to return, as it is known that he is taking his Duolingo courses from there—which have been so useful to him—and he seems happy arriving at historical sites with the firm intention of tasting all the alcohol that Tuscany has to offer.

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